The most bizarre ideas always come up in the shower... or the internet.

1. Surgery is stabbing someone to life.

2. Someone was able to invent the internet without needing to look anything up on the internet.

3. With every passing hour, you are one hour closer to your next pizza.

4. Death dies when the last living organism dies.

5. Mount Everest is still geologically active and rising up to 3 inches per year. Technically, every climber to reach the summit has achieved the new world record.

6. Fireflies are the opposite of waterfalls.

7. If you told someone 30 years ago that in 2018 there would only be eight planets, they’d think something really cool had happened.

8. Your entire life is just gaps between thinking about saxophones and you’ve just opened a new chapter.

9. If animals could speak, there would be a lot more vegetarians.

10. The fattest person in the world is technically the most attractive.

11. If anyone was given the challenge to fall asleep in 10 minutes in exchange for a million dollars, almost everyone would fail.

12. If you lose your left hand, your right hand will be left.

13. Centaurs have two rib cages.

14. When you were born, you were also sentenced to death.

15. Eraser companies are built on your failure.

16. “Six-ton monster with spikes and a giant tentacle growing out of its face” sounds way creepier than elephants actually are.

17. The “W” and “H” in Why are silent. Why?

18. Earth is a planet that tells other planets if they are planets or not.

19. The first person to steal an idea was in fact very original.

20. Raisins are grapes that gave up their looks for immortality

21. A will is a dead giveaway.