Word gets around real quick in ASFM, even more when it comes to teachers. Rumors circle the halls with no evidence whatsoever–until now.

Costantini

Costantini Dated Natalie Portman

Yeah, you read that right. Back when most high school students were in their diapers, Mr. Constantini was hanging out with one of the most glorified actresses of our time, Natalie Portman. They saw each other on the 5th Avenue metro in New York City, but didn’t exchange words until they reencountered in a sushi bar, where Portman approached Constantini asking if he was stalking her. “We went out a few times, quite casually, nothing intimate. I actually really loved her mind.” The current English teacher and the Academy Award winning actress lost touch due to their age and status difference, according to Mr. C.

Christie Frey

Christie Frey Got Married Over the Phone

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!  All jokes aside, Christie Frey exchanged “I Do’s” over the phone back in the day. We all knew Frey was the eccentric one of the bunch, but this probably exceeds all expectations. “My husband was in Saudi Arabia, and I was living in Pennsylvania. I had a minister, someone from the state department, and my family present, while my husband was on speaker phone, 10,000 km away.” This all made sense when Frey explained that Saudi Arabia’s strict laws didn’t allow the entrance of an unmarried woman in their country. Talk about long distance.

Profe

El Profe has a Twin Brother

He’s comical, he’s bold, he’s one of a kind. Or so we thought! The Instagram picture uploaded by @ranmx became viral after his students realized it was not photoshopped. “We don’t even look alike!” said El Profe. Take a look and judge for yourself.

Aguilar

Contrarian mastermind

He’s all about the dramatic effects. Don’t get surprised if he throws a nerf bullet, chair, or a desk in your direction. His intentions are not to hurt you, but to teach you a lesson the only way he knows how. You’ve probably heard he’s crazy, but Aguilar denies this, and instead blames this rumor on the fact that nobody understands his approach to teaching.