Americano Horror Story
Halloween is here, yet all of these teachers have scared us regardless the time of year.
Ms. Belden
Bárbara “Supreme Leader” Belden is a dictator whose 30 plus year reign of the D-Wing inhabitants has led to some of the worst atrocities known to students. Each year, she takes front in leading her followers to the capital of the United States and tortures her troops by waking them up at 6 am and making them walk in sub-freezing weathers to attend historic facilities. When you enter the 8th-grade hallway (a.k.a no man's land), her loud voice may damage your hearing and nightmares are a common side effect. If in any case, you fail to meet her standards, then she’ll exile you to the summer “concentration campsl”.
Ms. Veiguela
Vivian (Test subject 606) Veiguela is a Cuban experiment who has come to Mexico to exterminate children’s brains by making them read daily, research the history of Mexican writers, and torturing them when they misuse “acentos”. When her students defy her, she utilizes her death stare as a weapon to make them choke and join her failing club. There is a myth that one of her students once responded when being called out by her with a confident “calmada venada”, and has been never heard of again. Throughout her experimental career, she has stressed over 1,763 children with homework and has no intention of stopping.
Mr. Constantini
Michael Constantini, alias Mad Michael, used to be a successful pharmaceutical salesman until he was bitten by a wild Bill Clinton. He was then transformed into a government-hating, anticapitalist, Super Bowl-despising creature. He is currently wanted by the US government, which has him constantly moving and living in exile. The mutant creature is recognized for his extensive rants which can last anywhere from 15 minutes to over a week. He is also known for losing his temper when a pupil disagrees with him or mentions any kind of mainstream news sources because “that’s the government tricking you”. He has previously disguised himself from the authorities by temporarily becoming a DJ.
Ms. Hogan
Kaitlyn Hogan aka “The Black Widow” is an escaped patient from the Pennsylvania Psychiatric Institute. She lives off her dead students’ carcasses, which help calm down her anger. Not much is known about her background except that sometime in 2014 she illegally crossed the border into Mexico and has taken refuge as a math teacher in ASFM ever since. Her list of crimes includes school-sponsored terrorism, student rights violations, abusive use of the “SmartBoard”, and brainwashing.
Photos: Matias Montemayor