Calaveras
Death visited ASFM and decided whose time was over.
Yami Melo
The grading system has been replaced
And Yami feels in a haste
In the meeting, sweat came down her face
She brought her inhaler just in case
As she saw her grades drop
Her heart suddenly stopped
All because of a rule
That put a 3 in her PowerSchool
Fufo Treviño
La IRACHETA he was called
When he wanted something, he just crawled
He was so lazy to even speak
He slept a hundred hours every week
One day he was still as a rock
They had no choice but to drag him to the doc
“He has huevola,” the doctor said
“There is no cure” and declared him dead
JP González
He set his alarm at 5 in the morning
To have enough time to pick out his clothing
Camouflage, animal prints, and sparkly shirts
Sometimes so bright it actually hurts
Skinny leggings were a must
He wasn’t aware that his organs would crush
His screams were heard all over Monterrey
This is how a fashion icon died one day
Daniel Rubies
There once was a boy who was very tall
Everyone stared at him in the hall
He grew so much the doors were too small
He couldn't fit, even if he crawled
One day a plane flew across his face
He thought: “Have I reached space?”
He stopped growing on October seven
That was the day he reached heaven
Pato De la Garza
Senior parking was his dream
To make it a reality, he planned out a scheme
He would park on Friday morning
When there was no one to give him a warning
Seniors decided to stick bubble gum
Not knowing the horrible outcome
His car could not be moved whatsoever
So in ASFM he stayed forever
Gene 02
“De aquí a que la gene se una”
Ya habrá pasado de moda Ozuna
Por ser una gene tan aguada
No tienen ni una madreada
Ningún día se rieron
Y de silencio se murieron...
A la generación dos mil dos
Le dijimos adiós